making my gf a frenched lamb rack coated w a rosemary chimichurri and roasted directly over fingerling potatoes for dinner. btw

they called this one night because if I had it, I would only need one night.

im gagnostic. i dont know if throating your dick will make me throw up nor do i care.

"how to look androgynous" "nonbinary fashion tips" you are skinny im not listening to you

ALT

Youre supposed to interpret it as "skinny nonbinary ppl see themselves as the default state of being nonbinary and exclude fat nonbinary people constantly especially in discussions of presentation" hope that helps

do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

imagine, if you will, a teensy tiny datagirl just half a kilobyte in size

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

IM GONAN SELL THIS 8DEA TO DAVE N BUSTER && MAKE A BAZILLION DOLLAR$

Ugly bitches

let me posst ok

it's DJ collective unconscious playing the same beats on everybody's earbuds, and they don't even know it!